This is a perfect example of a wayspot. Why can't I make it get through?

That is completely the opposite from Wayfarer criteria. Wayspots are supposed to be places people are attracted to. Appeals reviewers use “Generic” as a rejection reason.

I take it you have seen some of the posts with suggestions for rural submitters, and petitions to lower standards for rural wayspots. In case you haven’t found this one yet, there are some great suggestions on here: